An elderly gentleman, this morning, lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo at Wal-Mart. He placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back
home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in the passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

He thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"