OK, I need some help. I'm trying to come up with a list of paradoxes that are known as liberal logic. The few I've come up with is...
On planet Moonbat:
A brown man shoot and kill a black man and somehow it the white man's fault.
Aborting a baby who's been in the womb for 20+ weeks is not murder, however wearing a rabbit fur coat is.
It's wrong for the government to stick their noses into a "woman's right to choose" but OK for the government to control every other aspect of their lives.
I have to take a drug test to get a government job but not to collect welfare or foodstamps.