Thread: Police Pranks

Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1 Police Pranks 
    Destroyer of Worlds Apocalypse's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Locked in a Dungeon, being tortured and LOVING IT!
    Posts
    5,100
    From a LEO FB page. This thread had me rolling.

    https://www.facebook.com/LEWTFM/posts/677909658890555

    Some of my more fav.

    Had dry cleaning provided by dept. had tailor at cleaners taking in a coworkers waist 1/4 inch at a time. Then we all kept asking if he was gaining weight. Blew the ass outta 3 pairs of pants before he admitted he was gaining.
    I hired four city officers to show up at my work with a "warrant" to search my bosses trunk. You really should have should have seen Ruben's face when he opened the trunk for them and five, 5lb. bags of flour wrapped in cellophane were right there.
    Evil grin, my boss is always giving me his keys at work to unlock secured locals in the store.

    Set up a fake T stop, find big amounts of drugs.... And a gun...then act like your giving that suspect a brake with a warning.
    That moment you when u get back to the car there face is priceless
    Catch the guy on your crew that sleeps through just about anything. Catch him with his windows up and tape a full-size face to the outside looking in. Then call him on the radio.
    I have got to do this one. Know a few to do it too.

    replaced the contents of an age phobic sgt's hair spray with quick silver hair dye. All the Grecian Formula he used couldn't keep his hair from going totally silver gray in a little more than a week.
    Fess up you military boys. Who's pulled this one?

    We've all heard the old "flour in the squad car A/C vents" prank, but let me ask you this: have you ever tried to get pink glitter off of blue polyester?
    Once, we were nightshift and knew that one of the guys on shift would go for a sleep, we found the car and jacked up the rear, removed the wheel and left it on bricks.
    We had someone OC the TP paper at our zone office, Deputy on duty used it and had to drive to a call right after that. Apparently he didn't get the "Hot seat" until he was about to go on scene. Had to take several statements with a burning ass and then drive back while trying to hold himself up.
    Read through it, some are really good.
    Rest In Peace America
    July 4, 1776 - January 20, 2009
    Reply With Quote  
     

  2. #2  
    LTC Member Odysseus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    FT Belvoir, VA
    Posts
    15,638
    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post
    Fess up you military boys. Who's pulled this one?


    We had someone OC the TP paper at our zone office, Deputy on duty used it and had to drive to a call right after that. Apparently he didn't get the "Hot seat" until he was about to go on scene. Had to take several statements with a burning ass and then drive back while trying to hold himself up.
    I did something like it in basic training. We had a squad leader who was a prick, so when he hopped into a last-minute shower before our final Class-A inspection, I poured a bit of Absorbine Jr. on the crotch of his underwear. He had to dress in a hurry, and spent the entire formation fidgeting.
    --Odysseus
    Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.

    Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
    Reply With Quote  
     

Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •