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  1. #1 I Want to Live Forever 
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    A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.

    "You Got Me There," said the genie.


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    Alternative ending: "You tricky devil."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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