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    Elton John, Tiny Dancer (13%)
    WRONG: "Hold me closer Tony Danza"
    RIGHT: "Hold me closer tiny dancer"


    The Rolling Stones, "Beast of Burden:" "I'll never leave your pizza burning" instead of"I'll never be your beast of burden"





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    Jimmy Hendrix Purple Haze: "Scuze me while I kiss the sky" misheard as "Scuze me while I kiss this guy"

    Jimmy Hendrix All Along The Watchtower: "Plowman dig my earth" misheard as "come and take my herb"(slang for marijuana)

    Def Leppard Rock Of Ages: "Still a-rollin, still a-rollin" misheard as "guacamole, guacamole"
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    I did this for my live trivia show a couple of times.

    Here are a few, see if you can identify the song (no Googling!!!):

    Tuna Hotdog
    I want a duck shaped like a triangle, you give a toaster to Bob
    I smell like a cow, I'm lost and I'm found
    Rolling in my 5.0, with my laptop pills so my hair could blow
    Reached down, between my legs and grabbed my seed bag
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick
    I ain't no Harlem black girl
    Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight
    It doesn't make a difference whether we're naked or not
    The anus is the center hole
    You've been outright offensive for so long now
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
    Excuse me while I kiss this guy
    I believe in Urkel
    If only Jane Fonda would listen to the radio
    Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night
    Baking carrot biscuits
    Shake it like a polar bear ninja
    It's not fair to deny me the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
    You made the rice, I made the gravy
    Here we are now, in containers

    And here are the corresponding songs:

    Closer
    Losing My Religion
    Purple Haze
    Living on a Prayer
    Taking Care of Business
    Hungry Like the Wolf
    Smells Like Teen Spirit
    You Oughta Know
    The Hustle
    Hound Dog
    Bohemian Rhapsody
    Hey Ya'
    We Built This City
    Blinded By The Light
    Panama
    You May Be Right
    Holla Back Girl
    You Sexy Thing
    Desperado
    Ice Ice Baby
    Centerfold
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    Tuna Hotdog___________________________________________T he Hustle
    I want a duck shaped like a triangle, you give a toaster to Bob
    I smell like a cow, I'm lost and I'm found____________________Hungry Like the Wolf
    Rolling in my 5.0, with my laptop pills so my hair could blow
    Reached down, between my legs and grabbed my seed bag
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick_______________________Bohemian Rapsody
    I ain't no Harlem black girl_______________________________Holla Back Girl
    Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight______________Losing My Religion
    It doesn't make a difference whether we're naked or not_______Living on a Prayer
    The anus is the center hole______________________________Centerfold
    You've been outright offensive for so long now
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine____Hound Dog
    Excuse me while I kiss this guy___________________________Purple Haze
    I believe in Urkel______________________________________You Sexy Thing
    If only Jane Fonda would listen to the radio_________________We Built This City
    Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night ________Blinded by the Light
    Baking carrot biscuits__________________________________Takin' Care of Business
    Shake it like a polar bear ninja___________________________Ice Ice Baby
    It's not fair to deny me the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me_You Oughta Know
    You made the rice, I made the gravy_____________________You May Be Right
    Here we are now, in containers__________________________Smells Like Teen Spirit

    I got all but four:

    Closer
    Hey Ya'
    Panama
    Desperado
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    Reached down, between my legs and grabbed my seed bag-Panama by Van Halen(reach down, between my legs and eased my seat back)

    You've been outright offensive for so long now-Desperado by The Eagles( You've been out riding fences, for so long now)

    I want a duck shaped like a triangle, you give a toaster to Bob-Closer by Nine Inch Nails(I want to fuck you like an animal...you get me closer to God)

    Shake it like a polar bear ninja-Hey Ya by Outkast(Shake it like a Polaroid picture)-Ya got this one wrong Ody.

    This one is from Ice Ice Baby:

    Rolling in my 5.0, with my laptop pills so my hair could blow-Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice(Rollin' in my 5.0, with my ragtop down so my hair can blow)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    Reached down, between my legs and grabbed my seed bag-Panama by Van Halen(reach down, between my legs and eased my seat back)

    You've been outright offensive for so long now-Desperado by The Eagles( You've been out riding fences, for so long now)

    I want a duck shaped like a triangle, you give a toaster to Bob-Closer by Nine Inch Nails(I want to fuck you like an animal...you get me closer to God)

    Shake it like a polar bear ninja-Hey Ya by Outkast(Shake it like a Polaroid picture)-Ya got this one wrong Ody.

    This one is from Ice Ice Baby:

    Rolling in my 5.0, with my laptop pills so my hair could blow-Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice(Rollin' in my 5.0, with my ragtop down so my hair can blow)
    Well, at least it proves that I don't listen to Nine Inch Nails and Vanilla Ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    Reached down, between my legs and grabbed my seed bag-Panama by Van Halen(reach down, between my legs and eased my seat back)

    You've been outright offensive for so long now-Desperado by The Eagles( You've been out riding fences, for so long now)

    I want a duck shaped like a triangle, you give a toaster to Bob-Closer by Nine Inch Nails(I want to fuck you like an animal...you get me closer to God)

    Shake it like a polar bear ninja-Hey Ya by Outkast(Shake it like a Polaroid picture)-Ya got this one wrong Ody.

    This one is from Ice Ice Baby:

    Rolling in my 5.0, with my laptop pills so my hair could blow-Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice(Rollin' in my 5.0, with my ragtop down so my hair can blow)
    Nicely done!

    The first time I did the misheard lyrics round, I could barely get through reading the answers. Was laughing too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Well, at least it proves that I don't listen to Nine Inch Nails and Vanilla Ice.
    As alternative 90's bands go, Nine Inch Nails is great. Vanilla Ice, not so much.
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    As for me, it just serves to prove my belief that most of the music over the last couple of decades is either performed by a mumble mouth or at a volume that distorts every note and word.

    PS never heard of well over half of the titles and didn't listen to some of those I recognized.
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