A little boy goes to his father and asks

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day

you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we

met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother

agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that

neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was

too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a

little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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"You got Male!"