#1 "daddy, How Was I Born?"...................10-01-2008, 02:09 PM
A little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...You'll love this .......
"You got Male!"
: “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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