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  1. #1 Yay!!! My 1st Colonoscopy!!!! 
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    I'm so happy!!!!

    I just drank the first dose of the "cleaning out" fluid...

    I'm having the procedure tomorrow morning, have to get up at 3am and
    take the second batch of crap inducing fluid and then off to the doc's
    some hours later!!!!

    I don't think I'm going to be in a good mood...
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    I heard you will have the mother of all farts,that would be kind of fun.

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    All for a good reason, as you know. Be a big brave boy and make us proud. Tell SLW you can eat anything you want when you get home.
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    Nova Will be jealous, he could give you tips on cologne and what to wear.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    All for a good reason, as you know. Be a big brave boy and make us proud. Tell SLW you can eat anything you want when you get home.
    He'll be very disappointed if he has to be on a low residue diet for a day or so after. He wasn't happy about that yesterday, but today he's eating his green jello (never red or purple) fairly peacefully.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Nova Will be jealous, he could give you tips on cologne and what to wear.
    Some X Prep would do you a world of good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    He'll be very disappointed if he has to be on a low residue diet for a day or so after. He wasn't happy about that yesterday, but today he's eating his green jello (never red or purple) fairly peacefully.
    Did you weigh him? You lose about 9 pounds when you do the cleanse.
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    Well it hasn't been too bad so far...

    I didn't eat much today at all so it's not too disgusting.
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Just missed my second one by a mistake at the Drs office. They thought I had my first under the auspices of Medicare rather than corp ins and so I wasn't eligible for another until I hit 75 - 4 years respite. Thank you nurse.
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    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    I hope everything comes out alright.
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