#1 PETA: Eating Chicken Wings During Pregnancy Could Affect Baby’s Penis Size09-03-2013, 12:11 AM
PETA: Eating Chicken Wings During Pregnancy Could Affect Baby’s Penis Size
August 30, 2013 12:27 PM
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Eating chicken parts – or, more specifically, chicken wings – could shrink your baby’s man parts.
At least, that’s what PETA is alleging in advance of the National Buffalo Wing Festival.
According to a letter from PETA to Drew Cerza, the founder of the festival, “The latest scientific evidence shows that the sons of pregnant women who consume chicken are more likely to have smaller penises because of a chemical found in the birds’ flesh.”
“Findings published by the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants,” the letter, from PETA’s Lindsay Rajt, alleges.
Boneless from chicken?The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
09-03-2013, 09:37 AM
Oh, please. Like anyone at PETA has a penis.
09-03-2013, 10:10 AM
There might be something to it, but not for PETA's reasons. I'll bet if pregnant women only ate amish raised chicken, they could avoid the alleged chemicals in the chicken that allegedly cause this alleged problem.
09-03-2013, 11:30 AM
09-03-2013, 12:31 PM
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If eating fried chicken gave you a small penis, would a certain population segment have a reputation for being larger than average? Or is grape drank the antidote?
09-03-2013, 12:39 PM
Jeeze, I downed ten Buffalo Wings yesterday!
Wait, I'm not pregnant. Hell, I'm not even a woman.
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09-03-2013, 01:38 PM
I'm not defending them. I'm just saying that if they are correct, it's probably due to something that isn't naturally found in chicken to begin with.
I hate PETA. I respect people who are vegetarians for health reasons. PETA has nothing to do with that. They are about getting attention for themselves. I know they aren't about protecting animals-they kill way too many for that. Plus, plenty of their celebrity members wear leather boots.
09-03-2013, 02:00 PM
What the folks at PETA don't know is ...
Eating exra-hot wings with the celery sticks dipped in the ranch sauce while sitting at an outdoor tiki-bar while listening to upbeat music, is not only enjoyable ...
It also enhances the chance of giving birth to male babies with the exact opposite effect.
Must be something to do with the celery, I swear!This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
~ William Shakespeare
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