#1 Woman Was So Drunk She Tried Doing This After Being Caught Having Sex in Public11-10-2013, 10:15 AM
Nov. 10, 2013 7:54am Oliver Darcy
A woman caught having drunk sex inside a Dodge truck parked at a Georgia Waffle House last Sunday was so intoxicated she mistakenly attempted to wear a cheeseburger as a shoe.
“I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication,” Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry told The Huffington Post.
A Loganville officer saw Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas engaging in the act, approached them and demanded they get dressed, according to a police report obtained by the Loganville Patch.
The man quickly complied, but Gossett was not so cooperative.
Rachel Gossett. (Image source: Loganville Police via Metro)
According to the police report, the woman sat unresponsive in the passenger seat while the officer repeated his request for her to get dressed. When she finally did so, Gossett reportedly tried wearing a cheeseburger as a sandal.
She ultimately blew a 0.216 when subjected to a breathalyzer test.
The Loganville Patch also notes the couple was “very loud” and “argumentative” with police, while not making much sense when speaking.
Bailey would hit it.The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
11-10-2013, 10:52 AM
Well...at least it wasn't in Florida.
May the FORCE be with you!
11-10-2013, 12:28 PM
Everyone knows that a hot dog is the appropriate footwear for post coital activities..
Yes..this camera is heavy.
No...you can't be on TV.
Look kid, go bother the reporter...I'm busy!!!
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