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  1. #1 Let’s play a game of… 
    HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
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    Would you rather...


    Ok it's probably juvenile, but so what. We had a grosser one back in the 1st grade!


    Play the game, you could just answer in your own head if you want!



    1. Would you rather...
    Be 4’5”?
    Be 7’7”?

    2. Would you rather...
    Have legs as long as your fingers?
    Have fingers as long as your legs?

    3. Would you rather...
    Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
    Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

    4. Would you rather...
    Sweat mayo?
    Or have to poop a softball?

    5. Would you rather...
    Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
    Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

    6. Would you rather...
    Have a dragon?
    Or be a dragon?

    7. Would you rather...
    Be sexually attracted to fruit?
    Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?

    8. Would you rather...
    Never have to worry about money?
    Or live in a world with Pokemon?

    9. Would you rather...
    Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
    Or find $65 on the street?

    10. Would you rather...
    Speak any language fluently?
    Or be able to talk to animals?

    11. Would you rather...
    Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
    Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?

    12. Would you rather...
    Only be able to whisper?
    Or only be able to shout?

    13. Would you rather...
    Eat a pinecone?
    Or poop a pinecone?

    14. Would you rather...
    Change gender every time you sneeze?
    Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

    15. Would you rather...
    Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
    Or join in once to stop it?

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    You are a strange, strange little man.
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    HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    You are a strange, strange little man.
    Thanks! never been called little before. The strange I get!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    1. Would you rather...
    Be 4’5”?
    Be 7’7”?
    7 7

    2. Would you rather...
    Have legs as long as your fingers?
    Have fingers as long as your legs?
    pffft...fingers as long as legs. no brainer.

    3. Would you rather...
    Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
    Or fly at 10 miles per hour?
    Easy. Fly.

    4. Would you rather...
    Sweat mayo?
    Or have to poop a softball?
    I've already done the second one, so that.

    5. Would you rather...
    Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
    Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
    Talk like. I've gone through life solely on my handsomeness.

    6. Would you rather...
    Have a dragon?
    Or be a dragon?
    have one.
    7. Would you rather...
    Be sexually attracted to fruit?
    Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?
    hmmm....interesting.

    8. Would you rather...
    Never have to worry about money?
    Or live in a world with Pokemon?
    I don't think this one is phrased correctly.

    9. Would you rather...
    Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
    Or find $65 on the street?
    I'm number two in racquetball right now so...the first one.

    10. Would you rather...
    Speak any language fluently?
    Or be able to talk to animals?
    Talk to animals. Then I could give them orders to kill.

    11. Would you rather...
    Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
    Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
    I have secrets worse than that so the second one.
    12. Would you rather...
    Only be able to whisper?
    Or only be able to shout?
    Whisper...again, handsomeness thing. No need for me to speak.

    13. Would you rather...
    Eat a pinecone?
    Or poop a pinecone?
    I did the second one right after the softball.

    14. Would you rather...
    Change gender every time you sneeze?
    Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
    What's a muffin?

    15. Would you rather...
    Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
    Or join in once to stop it?
    Aye Carumba!
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Have fingers as long as your legs

    Fly

    Mayo

    Talk

    Have a dragon.

    I like fruit.

    Money

    $65

    Speak any language fluently


    Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat


    Only be able to whisper


    Eat a pinecone

    Not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby

    Which set of parents?
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