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    A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
    Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
    He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
    Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
    On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
    The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
    were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
    Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide
    and sat down at his desk.When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he casually picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
    Dead silence.....

    The rest of the year went very smoothly!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
    Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
    He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
    Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
    On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
    The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
    were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
    Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide
    and sat down at his desk.When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he casually picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
    Dead silence.....

    The rest of the year went very smoothly!
    ROFLOL!!!

    Of course, if he'd been Army, he'd have done that without the cast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    ROFLOL!!!

    Of course, if he'd been Army, he'd have done that without the cast.
    Speaking of having pointy metal spikes jammed into the chest. My oldest Son, after jumping out of airplanes all week, just received his "blood" wings at Fort Benning this past Friday.

    Very proud Momma here.


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    It's getting awful deep in here........

    any contributions from the USAF?
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    It's getting awful deep in here........

    any contributions from the USAF?
    Then, he'd have used a glue stick. :D

    Sic hacer pace, para bellum.
    Sent from my android.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perilloux View Post
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    Peri and Jenny on the same day???

    You two just get released?
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Peri and Jenny on the same day???

    You two just get released?
    I still check in regularly, although I don't have much time to participate as often as I'd like. How's it going JB?
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