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  1. #1 Today's media reporting the end of the world 
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    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

    Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
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  2. #2 Three old men got a chance to see God. 
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    The first old man, a Greek, asked God when his country will come out of recession.

    "100 years" God said.

    The Greek started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day".

    The second man, a Russian asked God, "When will my country become prosperous?"

    "Fifty years" came the reply.

    The Russian too started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day".

    Finally a American asked God, "When will my country's Government become corruption free?"

    God started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day!"
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    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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