This country may be Dooooooooooooooooooooomed...
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a...
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Public schools are becoming fascist institutions run by liberals who have totally lost their grip on reality.
Sorry for the bluntness. But, there are some seriously fucked up people out there.