Your ass rash is poetic. It is literary. It is so great, it has a sort of grandeur to it.
Homer wrote of the face that launched a thousand ships. Yours is the ass.....um.....okay...I'm lost in my own metaphor...Dang....
Your ass rash is epic. Beyond the Iliad. Beyond the journey of Odysseus. Seamus Heaney will translate the epic of your ass rash in iambic pentameter and it will be the greatest bestseller since the Left Behind series.
It should be featured on Oprah.
And I'm sure you're right. it helped the post count.
This thread is all I could have ever hoped for.:p
I'll bet at least 10% of those 6000 are posts about the Gunners! :D
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