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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    Am i the only one old enough to remember Ahab the arab?

    Ray Stevens had a huge comedy hit with this. I was living in Lebanon and I heard it blaring from radios all the time. Things have sure changed.


    Let me tell you bout ahab the arab, the sheik of the burning sand,
    He had emeralds and rubies just a-dripping off a him and a ring on every finger of his hand.
    He wore a big old turban wrapped around his head, a scimitar by his side
    And every evening about midnight he'd jump on his camel named clyde.
    And ride silently through the night to the sultans tent
    Where he would secretly meet up with fatima of the seven veils.
    She was the swinginest number one dancer in the sultans whole harem.
    It was like him and her they had a little adam going, you see,
    Behind the old buggers back.
    And you could hear him talking to his camel
    And as he rode out across the dunes past the oil wells
    His voice would cut through the still night desert air
    And hed say, maaaaaaa oyy oyy oyy !!!
    Which is arabic for oh, baby ...
    And clyde would say, yewrah raaaoww uh uh uh uh uh!

    Well, he brought his camel to a screeching halt at the rear of fatimas tent,
    Jumped off clyde, snuck around the corner and into the tent he went.
    There he saw fatima laying on a, on a zebra skin rug,
    With rings on her fingers, bells on her toes and a bone in her nose, eeeeyye.

    There she was friends and neighbors, laying there in all her radiant beauty,
    She was eating on a raisin, had a grape, and an apricot, and a pomegranate,
    A bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three hershey bars, four burritos,
    Sipping on a frozen margarita, listening to a transistor radio,
    Watching the grand ole opry, reading rolling stone magazine and singing rocky mountain high.
    And ahab walked up to her and he said, yeeeiiaaaahowowhidehowdihi!
    Which is arabic for, lets boogie again like we did last summer, baby.
    And she said, oh, ahab, ah ha uh, ahab. crazy, baby.

    And thats the story about ahab the arab, the sheik of the burning sand,
    He had emeralds and rubies just a-dripping off a him and a ring on every finger of his hand.
    He wore a big old turban wrapped around his head, a scimitar by his side,
    And every evening about midnight hed jump on his camel named clyde ..
    I think you missed a part:
    When it has Clyde the camel say his thing, the guy singing the song then says "... Which is Camel for, 'What the heck did he say, anyway?'"
    That's how I remember it anyway.
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    Yep, that was the original. I wasn't being very careful. Youtube has it too. Is Ray Stevens still around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    Yep, that was the original. I wasn't being very careful. Youtube has it too. Is Ray Stevens still around?
    As far as I know he's still around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ree View Post
    Banned? why?
    Learn to read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    Learn to read.
    Answer the fucking question dumbass. I know it's hard for you to do that but try.
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    I said it shouldn't be banned you fucking moron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    I said it shouldn't be banned you fucking moron.
    Really dumbass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    The video shouldn't be banned per se, but anything with fart jokes immeadiatly goes in the trash can.
    Sure sounds like you want to ban fart jokes to me fucktard. Oh, and before you go calling people morons, please learn how to spell simple words like immediately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marinejcksn View Post
    Side note: Do they even have cell phones in Africa?
    Absolutely. The infrastructure for landlines was prohibitive in many places, and cellular connectivity is much easier and cheaper.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    Really dumbass?



    Sure sounds like you want to ban fart jokes to me fucktard. Oh, and before you go calling people morons, please learn how to spell simple words like immediately.
    It should be thrown away for being stupid, fart jokes should never make it through any sort of editing or proofreading (whatever comics do).
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    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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