Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1 .) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become :

4 ZippoManufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5 FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

6 Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7 Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

8 Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9 Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: