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  1. #1 Public Masturbation on the Rise in Vancouver 
    PORCUS STAPHUS ADMIN Rockntractor's Avatar
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    by JON DAVID KAHN 22 Nov 2013
    Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski and golf on the same day. These are just two of the many wonderful things to know about Vancouver. Here's another one: incidents of public masturbation are on the rise.

    Vancouver Police are telling residents to call 911 immediately if they see sexually motivated offences. Since the beginning of October, Police say they have received numerous calls about prowlers and incidents involving men masturbating and exposing themselves in public. Most of the incidents reportedly occur between the hours of 5 p.m and 7 a.m. but police are not hearing about them until later.
    Police want residents to report suspicious activity immediately but warn them not to confront any of the offenders.
    The Sex Crimes Unit of the VPD is on the case and there is an increased police presence in the areas where this type of activity has been reported.
    Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski, golf and masturbate in public all on the same day.

    Who knew it would come to this, citizens are taking things into their own hands.
    Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
    Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
    Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
    21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
    And clever in their own sight! Isaiah 5:20-21 NASB

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    Resident Grandpa marv's Avatar
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    Public masturbation? Does this meat that the muzzies have taken over Vancouver?

    Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.

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    Senior Member ReinMan's Avatar
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    Doesn't matter what shape they are, if you're disinclined to ever make physical contact with a doorknob in Vancouver....

    Jus' sayin....
    We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.
    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

    ~John Adams
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