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    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

    She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

    She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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