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    An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

    The Amishman shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

    The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

    The Amishman says: "Use two hands, ...... You'll get more."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

    The Amishman shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

    The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

    The Amishman says: "Use two hands, ...... You'll get more."
    That's hilarious..........

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