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  1. #1 The Twelve Days of Obamacare... 
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    The Twelve Days of ObamaCare

    On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Five cancelled policies!
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Ten dems a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Eleven million regulations,
    Ten dem pols a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists a-bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Twelve thousand excuses,
    Eleven million regulations,
    Ten dems a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

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    Show up at your neighbor's door singing this one, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Show up at your neighbor's door singing this one, eh?
    In my particular neighborhood ...

    They would most likely invite you in, give you an adult beverage, and help you to make up some more lyrics!!!

    Where we live, the expression, "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!" truly has some relevance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC in Georgia View Post
    In my particular neighborhood ...

    They would most likely invite you in, give you an adult beverage, and help you to make up some more lyrics!!!

    Where we live, the expression, "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!" truly has some relevance.

    ~ ABC
    I wanna come live in your neighborhood. I've got Obamabots around me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    I wanna come live in your neighborhood. I've got Obamabots around me.
    Believe me, Elspeth ...

    You'd be most welcome!!!
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    "PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION..."

    Just looked up the expression for myself to see where it came from, was most appropriate 2 days ago re anniversary of Pearl Harbor attack. ...

    HOWELL M. FORGY (1908 - 1972) American naval officer and chaplain aboard the USS NEW ORLEANS at Pearl harbor during the Japanese attack. Forgy is remembered for repeatedly boosting sailors' morale by urging them to "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition".
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