Phillies pitchers and catchers report today so the 2014 baseball season is officially underway.

First Grapefruit League game is Wednesday February 26th.

The Phillies will trounce the Rangers in the World Series this year 4-0. They'll win 12-0, 9-0, 14-0 and 22-1. Holy smokes, you're saying to yourself right now, how did the Rangers score 1? Well, the Phillies brought in a monkey to mop up the 9th in game 4 and before anyone could notice he intentionally plunked four Rangers in a row, giving them their run, before being yanked.

It's going to be a great year.