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  1. #1 The Old Man and the Beaver 
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    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I've never felt better.'

    I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

    "So what do you think about that Doc ?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story...

    "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

    One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

    "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..

    He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
    Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

    "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
    The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    Heck, what difference would it make?
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    That's what she said.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    That's what she said.
    At that age it would be a pleasure to plow with a nice horse now and then, even if you had to loan it out to pay for the upkeep.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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