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  1. #1 Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week 
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    Televangelist Pat Robertson warned on Monday that Jesus had said that an asteroid would destroy the Earth — and it could happen as soon as next week.

    On Tuesday, three former NASA astronauts are expected to present their findings that the Earth had experienced far more impacts from large asteroids than previously thought.

    For Robertson, the news was just the latest reason to hype his book, The End of the Age, which asserts that the End Times predicted in Revelation will be brought on by a meteor.

    “I wrote a book!” Robertson advised viewers. “It deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth. I don’t see anything else that fulfills the prophetic words of Jesus Christ other than an asteroid strike.”

    “There isn’t anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what’s happening. There isn’t anything that’s going to do that.”

    He continued: “We’re big enough to draw some of them in. And as somebody said, it’s ‘blind luck.’ Well, it’s the mercy of the Lord. But if that mercy ever got lifted, whew.”

    Robertson advised his viewers to “read what Jesus said” about “nobody living on the face of the Earth.”

    “That’s what Jesus himself said!” he advised. “So, hey, just get ready. Get right. And stay right with the Lord.”
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    Rasteroid ruh roe!
    How is obama working out for you?
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    Pat Robertson wouldn't know the voice of Jesus if his life depended on it. Robertson is a tool.
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    That's one of those things that'll happen eventually, like a Yellowstone caldera eruption or a Magnitude 10 earthquake in Kalifornistan, so if you predict the 'When' vaguely enough, you'll be right sooner or later.
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    Robertson sounds like he's been consulting a Magic 8 Ball and not the Lord. Or maybe the bottom of a whiskey bottle.
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    What he's right about is it's always a good time to be "right with the Lord." You never know if you walk across the street and get hit by a truck. But there's more of a liklihood of that happening than being hit by an asteroid.
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    Religious leaders that spend all their time worrying about end times fail to worry about today.

    End times don't bother me, I have the insurance policy of Jesus.
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    He should be in an assisted living facility, not a television studio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    He should be in an assisted living facility, not a television studio.
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    Religious leaders that spend all their time worrying about end times fail to worry about today.

    End times don't bother me, I have the insurance policy of Jesus.
    The only insurance Obamacare can't mess with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeper View Post
    The only insurance Obamacare can't mess with.
    Good point.
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