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    Senior Member DarkScribe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    you cant fool me, I'm married too.

    Let me know if you need material. :D

    If I offended you DarkScribe, I apologize. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and didn't mean to offend you.
    I'm not telling....I'll leave you wondering....worrying...:mad:
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkScribe View Post
    I'm not telling....I'll leave you wondering....worrying...:mad:

    In that case. Allow me to seal the deal.


    Your wife scares the shit out of me, and I pray that she doesnt devour your soul like the She Devil she is !!!


    (I will pick you up at the airport to kick my ass.)
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    Cool people? Did you get lost? :D

    Who am I? Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket? Hey, it's getting hot! :D
    They're not people, they're hippies!! -Cartman

    It is nothing against you to fall down flat, but to lie there - that's disgrace
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    In that case. Allow me to seal the deal.


    Your wife scares the shit out of me, and I pray that she doesnt devour your soul like the She Devil she is !!!


    (I will pick you up at the airport to kick my ass.)
    Have you seen my avatar lately, JV? My soul was devoured a LONG time ago. And I like my She-Devil, why I married her! :p

    Oh...I WAS messing with you earlier, man. You didn't offend me...Shannon is well-equipped to take care of any little, pissant dorks online...her Snark Mojo is All-Powerful, ya know...:D
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkScribe View Post
    Have you seen my avatar lately, JV? My soul was devoured a LONG time ago. And I like my She-Devil, why I married her! :p

    Oh...I WAS messing with you earlier, man. You didn't offend me...Shannon is well-equipped to take care of any little, pissant dorks online...her Snark Mojo is All-Powerful, ya know...:D
    LOL, I know..


    Its the kinder gentler Johnny Vegas. Instead of fighting, I like to sip herbal tea and talk about my feelings with candles lit and Enya playing in the background.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    LOL, I know..


    Its the kinder gentler Johnny Vegas. Instead of fighting, I like to sip herbal tea and talk about my feelings with candles lit and Enya playing in the background.
    While slowly crushing kittens in your Kitchenaid mixer.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    While slowly crushing kittens in your Kitchenaid mixer.
    Slow fast" burts" makes a creamy Kitten. The secret is fresh mango...
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    Slow fast" burts" makes a creamy Kitten. The secret is fresh mango...
    LMAO! Mango? Really? :D
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    LMAO! Mango? Really? :D
    It helps to mask the taste of their blended fear and anguish.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    LOL, I know..


    Its the kinder gentler Johnny Vegas. Instead of fighting, I like to sip herbal tea and talk about my feelings with candles lit and Enya playing in the background.
    I knew it, you Pole-Smoker...bet you like redecorating your room, too? Get your nails done yet? :p
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
     

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