#1 Obama10-10-2008, 12:30 PM
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama,
'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don't know shit ?
: “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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