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    · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

    · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

    · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    · Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

    · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's synching now.

    · Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

    · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    · When chemists die, apparently they barium.

    · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    · I didn't like my beard at first. But it grew on me.


    · Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    · When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

    · Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

    · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    · I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

    · I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    · Velcro ? ... what a rip off !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

    · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

    · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    · Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

    · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's synching now.

    · Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

    · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    · When chemists die, apparently they barium.

    · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    · I didn't like my beard at first. But it grew on me.


    · Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    · When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

    · Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

    · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    · I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

    · I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    · Velcro ? ... what a rip off !

    Funny stuff!
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    The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.

    My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.

    If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.
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    I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

    I love the way the world rotates. It makes my day.

    The first time riding an elevator was an uplifting experience.

    The second time I rode an elevator, it let me down.

    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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    An article in the cat fanciers’ magazine featured the Manx cat.

    It was missing detail.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    In case you were wondering if any of the seven dwarfs were nominated for acting...

    No, they never even made the short list.
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