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    Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

    He won a no-bell prize.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    What does a spy do when he’s cold?


    He goes under cover.
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    Why did the strawberry cry?


    – Because his mother was in a jam.
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    They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
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    No matter how much I love cake…


    I would never dessert you.
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    Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

    A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
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    Why don’t phones wear glasses?


    Because they have contacts!
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    Why do bees have sticky hair


    They always use honeycombs
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    Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?


    He won a no-bell prize.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    If you boil a funny bone.....

    It becomes a laughing stock.

    That’s humerus.
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