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    Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

    He won a no-bell prize.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    What does a spy do when hes cold?


    He goes under cover.
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    Why did the strawberry cry?


    Because his mother was in a jam.
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    They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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