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    Napoleon wannabes usually come up short.


    Credit Dagwood
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    How does a fish always know how much they weigh?


    Because they have their own scales.
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    My attempt to use ‘beef stew’ as a password was rejected.


    It wasn’t stroganoff.
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    How does a fish always know how much they weigh?


    Because they have their own scales.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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