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01-18-2018, 10:51 PM
My wife wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but she couldn't find the manual.
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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01-18-2018, 10:51 PM
The cosmetology student missed the final day of her training, so she had to make-up her exam.
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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02-16-2018, 12:37 PM
This week the police caught a bank robber dressed only in his underwear.
“It was a brief chase,” the chief said.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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03-27-2019, 10:20 PM
If two vegetarians get into an argument is it still called a beef?
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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04-01-2019, 09:27 AM
C3PO walks into a bar and goes CLANG!
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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06-12-2019, 10:58 AM
That old cow doesn’t produce milk any more, she’s an udder failure.
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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06-24-2019, 09:21 AM
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
ThunderwearIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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08-02-2019, 10:21 PM
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tiredIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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08-05-2019, 09:46 AM
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ingIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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08-06-2019, 11:44 AM
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon?
It’s not the end of the worldIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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