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    Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

    Never mind, I really shouldn’t spread it.
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    Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
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    What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

    – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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    What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

    Looks like someones funny bone is broken.
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    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
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    i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
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    People are making end of the world jokes, like there’s no tomorrow.
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    There was a kidnapping at school…


    Don’t worry, he woke up.
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    What do you call a dead fly?


    – A flew.
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    Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun"
    Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue"
    Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference"
    Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna"
    Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in"
    Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
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