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    Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

    Never mind, I really shouldn’t spread it.
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    Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
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    What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

    – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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    What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

    Looks like someones funny bone is broken.
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    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
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    i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
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    People are making end of the world jokes, like there’s no tomorrow.
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    There was a kidnapping at school…


    Don’t worry, he woke up.
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