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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyJeb View Post
    Going where no man has gone in 10 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    The story sure did make a buzz around the interwebs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I misplaced a car once when I was out drinking.
    Was it in a Scottish woman's vagina?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    When doctors examined her, they were appalled to discover a foreign object protruding from her vagina into her bladder.

    After a surgical removal, the confirmation came: It was a five-inch-long sex toy.
    There is no natural passage between the vagina and the bladder. If the article is correct, then the woman (or her over-eager sex partner) perforated the wall of her vagina with the sex toy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    As funny as it sounds, I suspect she is very lucky to still be alive.
    Maybe add a couple more, "very"'s.

    There's no non-crude way of expressing what should be learned from stuff like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    There is no natural passage between the vagina and the bladder. If the article is correct, then the woman (or her over-eager sex partner) perforated the wall of her vagina with the sex toy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders, I'll be here all week.
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    It does remind me of my late grandmother's favorite joke from the 80s:

    Princess Diana and Queen Elizabeth were riding in the royal limo through the English countryside. The limo was stopped by bandits, who took the limo and it's chauffer and left the women stranded on the side of the road. The Queen said to Diana "How did you keep the robbers from seeing your wedding ring?." Diana answered "I hid it in me privates. How did you save your tiara?". The Queen answered "I also hid it in me privates. Too bad we didn't bring Margaret, we could have saved the limo".
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    There is no natural passage between the vagina and the bladder. If the article is correct, then the woman (or her over-eager sex partner) perforated the wall of her vagina with the sex toy.
    Since it was there for 10 years it's more likely that over time it eroded the wall of the vagina and then eroded the wall of the bladder. It's amazing she didn't have a massive infection with vaginal discharge long ago.
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