Thread: Russian Groaner
#1 Russian Groaner07-28-2014, 07:58 AM
A worker in the State Department invited a visiting diplomat from Russia to be the guest of her and her husband during a winter weekend. After dinner, the three of them went to the window to witness an incoming winter storm. Her husband said, “It’s a pending snow storm.”
“No,’’ said Rudolf, the Russian guest. “It is only rain.”
“No, it’s snow,” the husband repeated.
The Russian insisted, “It’s rain.”
The wife interrupted quickly to avoid a confrontation. She said to her irate husband, “Rudolf, the Red, knows rain dear.”It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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