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  1. #1 A message to the children 
    CU's Tallest Midget! PoliCon's Avatar
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    When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on
    their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!

    And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

    But....

    Now that I've reached the ripe old age of thirty , I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

    You've got it so f*ckin' easy!

    I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damned Utopia!

    And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!

    I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet--we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damned library and look it up ourselves!

    And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter--with a pen!--and then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the f*ckin' mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

    And there were no MP3s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the damned record store and shoplift it yourself!

    Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over some part of it and f*ck it all up!

    You want to hear about hardship?

    You couldn't just download p*rn! You had to bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! It was either that or jack-off to the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog!

    Those were your options!

    We didn't have fancy sh*t like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal!

    And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was it could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your drug dealer, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

    And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked a$$! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

    When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! A tall guy sat in front of you, you were screwed!

    And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!

    And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning......D'ya hear what the f*ck I'm saying!?!

    We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards!

    That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy.

    You're spoiled, I swear to God! You guys wouldn't last five minutes back in 1984!
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    Senior Member Zeus's Avatar
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    That is pretty funny. The thing is someone of the ripe old age of 30 did have most those things growing up.May not have been as a toddler but as a teen they did.
    The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.

    It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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