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    A bunch of snails got together and started a car racing club. They call themselves NASCARGOT.
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    Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

    A: Nice belt.
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    Chrysler has just brought out it's "S" car.

    During test trials, it was commented, "WOW! Look at that escargot!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldcoastie! View Post
    Chrysler has just brought out it's "S" car.

    During test trials, it was commented, "WOW! Look at that escargot!"
    Ouch!
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    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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    I have decided to be immortal. So far, so good.
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    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Twain
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    'I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.' -Mae West
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    'Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.' -Bob Hope,
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
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