#1 Naked man stranded on Mollala River08-25-2014, 01:28 PM
Naked man stranded on Mollala River rescued, Life-flighted to OHSU
Paramedics and water rescue teams rescued a naked man Sunday after he was stranded for nearly two days on the bank of the Molalla River.
Mark Kitchen, 33, apparently stopped his bike at the side of the Molalla Forest Road early Friday evening, five miles south of the Glen Avon Bridge. He slid down a 50-foot embankment and became stranded.
On Sunday morning, a passerby spotted the man from the road, waded across the river and found he was conscious but could not move well enough to get out.
Molalla Fire District crews responded and provided initial medical treatment for severe dehydration and exposure from daytime sun and nighttime cold.
Look mommy there is bare over there!The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
08-25-2014, 01:48 PM
Now.... Have I got this right? He was out riding nekid or did the river strip him? Or?It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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