Thread: Halloween Humor
#1 Halloween Humor
10-23-2008, 12:08 PM
The truth hurts. Especially when you laugh too hard at it. :)Romans 6:18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.
Differences between Obama and God: God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read. Rush Limbaugh.
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10-23-2008, 01:08 PM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Northern Virginia
"Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
10-23-2008, 04:54 PM
Those are great.:DLoyalty Binds Me- Motto of Richard III
10-23-2008, 05:01 PM
There’s a man walking home alone at night, and there is a
behind him. He walks faster and looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging it’s way down the middle of the street towards him…
“BUMP … BUMP…BUMP…”
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces after him faster…faster…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door… locks it…and the coffin crashes through his door and the lid to the coffin begins to lift open, bumping towards him.
The man runs to the bathroom and locks himself, heart pounding, and
the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him, the man screaming…
the man reaches for something, anything…
and he finds a box of cough drops and throws them at the coffin…
(wait for it)
the coffin stops?.I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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