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  1. #1 Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good! 
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    anotheryellowdog (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-25-08 10:44 PM
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    Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!

    I wore my new Obama shirt into the local HEB store just awhile ago. The woman greeter who doubles as a part-time preacher, and who I must say is a nice enough person, started the following conversation:

    Greeter: No. You are not wearing that Obama shirt.

    Me: Yes. Nice shirt, and the right man for the job, too.

    Greeter: No, I don't think so.

    Me: You need to look at the issues.

    Greeter: I'm looking at the issues, but I've got my spiritual eyes on and I'm seeing terrorists. (Presumably God grants the anointed special powers to see terrorists.)

    Me: There are terrorists alright, and their names are Bush, Cheney, McCain and Palin.

    I don't think she cared much for that last remark. She muttered something after that, but I was already walking away. I'd had my way with her, so to speak. Time to go get the groceries. Again, she's always nice enough, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to educate her a bit. After all, she signed up for the class when she took issue with my very cool shirt.
    Bounce? How many bongs is Freeper mutters something under his/her breath worth again?

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    One eighth of a bong and ten mls of bong water. The one eighth is for the t shirt.

    I'm feeling generous today.
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    Wow, even in a bouncy in which he's supposed to be the hero, the DUmmy comes across as an idiot.
    How could McCain and especially Palin be considered terrorists?
    Pretty piss- poor bouncy. No real conversion, not even much of a confrontation, and he didn't spout any DU talking points.
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    She muttered something
    "Sheesh, what a moonbat."
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    LOL!!! Good one. :D

    These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
    and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.

    What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
    eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
    kiddies.





    Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perilloux View Post
    Bounce? How many bongs is Freeper mutters something under his/her breath worth again?

    :D
    Sad that this the best they come up with. :(

    All they're doing is copying old bouncies and making them duller; no imagination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by movie buff View Post
    Wow, even in a bouncy in which he's supposed to be the hero, the DUmmy comes across as an idiot.
    How could McCain and especially Palin be considered terrorists?
    Pretty piss- poor bouncy. No real conversion, not even much of a confrontation, and he didn't spout any DU talking points.
    Simple.

    Disagree with Moonbat = enemy of the state.

    Surprised Moonbat didn't get greeter fired and then stoned to dead by an " enlightened" mob of true believers


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    I'm waiting for this book to come out sometime around Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    LOL!!! Good one. :D

    These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
    and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.

    What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
    eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
    kiddies.





    Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:
    Chapter One: My life in a Madrasse
    Chapter 2: I Embrace Islamic Fundemantalism
    Chapter 3: Political Power or Islam? I discover The Bus
    Chapter 4: I join the Chicago Liberals
    Chapter 5: I Realize I'm Black, but I Can't Play Basketball
    Chapter 6: Coke, the Real thing. I Learn to Spoon
    Chapter 7: My Buddies the Terrorists, who I hardly Knew
    Chapter 8: Finally Found a Church and Spiritual Mentor
    Chapter 9: How I Hid my Citizenship
    Chapter 10: I make a Speech and the Suckers Lap It UP!
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