#1 Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!10-26-2008, 07:32 AManotheryellowdog (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-25-08 10:44 PM
Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
I wore my new Obama shirt into the local HEB store just awhile ago. The woman greeter who doubles as a part-time preacher, and who I must say is a nice enough person, started the following conversation:
Greeter: No. You are not wearing that Obama shirt.
Me: Yes. Nice shirt, and the right man for the job, too.
Greeter: No, I don't think so.
Me: You need to look at the issues.
Greeter: I'm looking at the issues, but I've got my spiritual eyes on and I'm seeing terrorists. (Presumably God grants the anointed special powers to see terrorists.)
Me: There are terrorists alright, and their names are Bush, Cheney, McCain and Palin.
I don't think she cared much for that last remark. She muttered something after that, but I was already walking away. I'd had my way with her, so to speak. Time to go get the groceries. Again, she's always nice enough, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to educate her a bit. After all, she signed up for the class when she took issue with my very cool shirt.
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SonnabendGuest10-26-2008, 08:06 AM
One eighth of a bong and ten mls of bong water. The one eighth is for the t shirt.
I'm feeling generous today.
10-26-2008, 08:33 AM
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Wow, even in a bouncy in which he's supposed to be the hero, the DUmmy comes across as an idiot.
How could McCain and especially Palin be considered terrorists?
Pretty piss- poor bouncy. No real conversion, not even much of a confrontation, and he didn't spout any DU talking points.
10-26-2008, 10:14 AMShe muttered something
10-26-2008, 10:18 AM
LOL!!! Good one. :D
These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.
What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:May the FORCE be with you!
10-26-2008, 10:31 AMCU's Paranormal Expert.
Keep your powder dry, your sword sharp and your wits intact.
10-26-2008, 10:43 AM
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I'm waiting for this book to come out sometime around Christmas
10-26-2008, 10:53 AM
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Chapter 2: I Embrace Islamic Fundemantalism
Chapter 3: Political Power or Islam? I discover The Bus
Chapter 4: I join the Chicago Liberals
Chapter 5: I Realize I'm Black, but I Can't Play Basketball
Chapter 6: Coke, the Real thing. I Learn to Spoon
Chapter 7: My Buddies the Terrorists, who I hardly Knew
Chapter 8: Finally Found a Church and Spiritual Mentor
Chapter 9: How I Hid my Citizenship
Chapter 10: I make a Speech and the Suckers Lap It UP!
Last edited by AmPat; 10-26-2008 at 10:56 AM.
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