I bit into a pearl

[Defiant1]

I find this entire post disturbing.

What's disturbing is the cost of a dozen clams or oysters. I love them but can't afford them anymore so I just tie a string around one, then I can eat it and pull it back up a dozen times.

If you do this don't forget to dip it in the cocktail sauce or squeeze lemon in between swallows.

[linda22003]

Don't even bother. Just stick with Pina Coladas, Margaritas, light beer or any other dirink that comes with an umbrella and you'll be fine. Chicks shouldn't be messing with no brown liqour anyway.

Chicks who drink brown liquor spend less time in the bathroom making cheap promises to Jesus, I can tell you that. ;)

[Goldwater]

Chicks who drink brown liquor spend less time in the bathroom making cheap promises to Jesus, I can tell you that. ;)

Although thats mainly because they can't get into those situations, even when they try. :p

[linda22003]

Although thats mainly because they can't get into those situations, even when they try. :p

You're exactly right. Drink one thing, drink it straight, and you can handle your liquor. You don't get into bad situations.

[jinxmchue]

I bit a pearl
For the first time
I bit a pearl
And I might do it again