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    Daisy Says To Dolly.

    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

    Daisy says to Dolly, I was artificially inseminated this morning.

    I dont believe you, says Dolly.

    Its true; no bull! exclaims Daisy
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Teacher Teacher Don't Be Fooled

    Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

    Little Jimmy stood up.

    Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?".

    "No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Dentist Office.

    A young man walked into a dentist's office and said, " Can you help me? I think I'm a moth."

    The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

    "Yes, I know," the man said.

    The dentist asked, "So then why did you come in here?"

    The man replied, "The light was on."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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