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    Three Little Pigs

    This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

    A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

    When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.

    She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"

    The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

    One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    At The Asylum

    Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"

    Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    A Little Girl, Dressed In Her Sunday Best

    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'

    While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!

    As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A Rope Walked Into A Bar.

    The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!"

    The rope left, tied his top end, fluffed out the fringe and reentered the bar.

    The bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?"

    "No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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