No humor forum, so ill put it here!
Weird. I think the guy is prettier.
JB - now you know I wouldn't leave you hanging out like that.... I'll fix it.
A more enjoyable story - maybe:
I was cruising main with my future wife one Sat night when I got pulled over by the locals (where my father was Chief of Detectives). And on the main drag right in...
I had a couple rookies pull their gun on me and I was just grabbing my wallet as I knew they were going to ask for my license . My heart stopped for a second. My wallet was on the seat next to me.