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    Default 11-06-2008, 09:52 AM
    How do they say Barack Obama in China?
























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    Default 11-06-2008, 09:55 AM
    Got this text message election night..............





    This could be our new National Anthem tomorrow..........


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3HB...eature=related
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    Default 11-14-2008, 04:13 AM
    :D What do you call a white 'community organizer'? - Grand Kleagle!
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    Default 11-14-2008, 09:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by wulfpaw View Post
    :D What do you call a white 'community organizer'? - Grand Kleagle!
    I don't care who y'are. That's funny right there.:D
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    Default 11-14-2008, 11:01 AM
    Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
    A. I bless you.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” If the DHS wants to play “Glock, paper, scissors” with my life, I’m going for Glock every time.
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    Default 11-15-2008, 04:37 PM
    Lol, it makes me wonder why he bothered to fly to hawaii, he could have walked there instead. One big plus, he won't have to raise taxes after all, during his campaign we've already seen him turn bullshit into gold. ;)
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    Default 11-16-2008, 07:01 AM
    lol! i love it!
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    Default 11-16-2008, 07:03 AM
    thats right and we will give it to him good!!!!
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    Default 11-16-2008, 01:41 PM
    You know what the biggest Obaaahma joke is? Him as President.
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    Default 11-16-2008, 01:58 PM
    Why did Barack Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.

    Why does Barack Obama never laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.

    "If you bound the arms and legs of gold-medal swimmer Michael Phelps, weighed him down with chains, threw him in a pool and he sank, you wouldn't call it a 'failure of swimming'. So, when markets have been weighted down by inept and excessive regulation, why call this a 'failure of capitalism'?"
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