#1 Heard a couple of Obama jokes, yesterday.11-06-2008, 10:52 AM
How do they say Barack Obama in China?
Kun Di SoonI feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
11-06-2008, 10:55 AM
Got this text message election night..............
This could be our new National Anthem tomorrow..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3HB...eature=relatedI feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
11-14-2008, 05:13 AM
:D What do you call a white 'community organizer'? - Grand Kleagle!
11-14-2008, 10:44 AM
11-14-2008, 12:01 PM
Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.
: “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
11-15-2008, 05:37 PM
Lol, it makes me wonder why he bothered to fly to hawaii, he could have walked there instead. One big plus, he won't have to raise taxes after all, during his campaign we've already seen him turn bullshit into gold. ;)
11-16-2008, 08:03 AM
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thats right and we will give it to him good!!!!
11-16-2008, 02:41 PM
You know what the biggest Obaaahma joke is? Him as President.
11-16-2008, 02:58 PM
Why did Barack Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.
Why does Barack Obama never laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.
"If you bound the arms and legs of gold-medal swimmer Michael Phelps, weighed him down with chains, threw him in a pool and he sank, you wouldn't call it a 'failure of swimming'. So, when markets have been weighted down by inept and excessive regulation, why call this a 'failure of capitalism'?"
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