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    Quote Originally Posted by EricMartin View Post
    Why did Barack Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.

    Why does Barack Obama never laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.


    The second joke is very funny, even some DUers might laugh at it.
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    I got this text message the day after the election.

    "All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

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    Quote Originally Posted by M21 View Post
    I got this text message the day after the election.

    "All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

    I got the same one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M21 View Post
    I got this text message the day after the election.

    "All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

    I got this one......

    *Breaking News* Black people have just announced they are switching their votes to McCain, Because Obama has promised them all jobs.

    and

    Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament. So every family in America can hang a ****** from a tree.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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  6. #16 Oh well, just another black family using government subsidized housing 
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    Hope this doesn't bother anyone.
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    Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.
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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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