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  1. #71 Hillary Sues Satan 
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  2. #72 Lets Invade Mexico 
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    What's the difference between the government and the mafia?

    The Mafia is organized
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  4. #74 The Next Mr. Olympia 
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    Well, it should be true!!!

    http://wwwlibertyfriends.blogspot.co...l#.WKuvH_nyu01

    Michelle Obama will go down in history as the First Lady who spent more money than any other. In addition to her 214 personal assistants, 32 gardeners, 11 dog walkers and her own mother on the government payroll as a “day care provider,” Moochelle also purchased $11 million worth of new furniture, an airplane, four yachts and two limousines with taxpayer money. What’s worse is that after she left, she decided she should be able to keep all of that stuff, even though technically it belongs to the American people. After an audit by the White House budget office, President Trump ordered that Michelle Obama be sent a bill for everything she should have paid for by herself but used government money instead. The bill, which totals eleventy billion dollars, is more than the Obama family will likely be able to afford in their lifetime.
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    My Congressman

    I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

    I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.
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    The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

    We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

    Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

    Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

    And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!

    Don't believe it? .. look it up!

    Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.
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    Name the two houses of congress.

    Nut and mad.
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  9. #79 Macron To Ensure Fiar distribution of terrorist attacks 
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    Terror in Europe Program," that he hopes will revive his faltering campaign days before France's voters go the polls.

    "It is unfair that France and other enlightened and generous nations, who open their borders and welcome Muslim refugees, must suffer the most from Islamic terrorism," Macron said at a campaign rally on Monday. "Being a fair-minded person, I am both saddened and outraged that less enlightened nations, especially Poland, who close their borders to Muslim migrants, get to enjoy terror-free existence. It just doesn't make sense."

    Macron promised to use all his power and influence as Prime Minister to ensure that Islamic terrorism in Europe is distributed more equitably. "This means Poland will be forced to absorb more of the terror attacks on European soil because that is what enlightened nations do," he said.

    Asked how his powers as PM would help to turn his ideas into reality, the suave, devastatingly handsome Macron reminded everyone that France is not America whose government must abide by outdated constitutional limitations. "Americans may brag about their freedom, but it is, in fact, our government that has a lot more freedom to do what's necessary in any given political situation," said Macron.
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    ''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

    ''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

    ''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

    ''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill
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