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  1. #81 From The Inventors of The Circular Firing Squad (and Cuba) 
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    A hat tip to the People's Cube
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    What’s the difference between politicians and Pinocchio?

    The puppet eventually stopped lying.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop, Greek Slave & Fable Author

    Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

    Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

    Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.

    "You crafty little bastard," said the genie.



    I don't wanna live that long!!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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  5. #85 Sasquatch has been found 
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    My dog alternates between being a Republican and a Democrat.

    He is a political animal.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    "Mr President, Ms Clinton on the phone for you."

    "Ms Clinton, to what do I owe the honor?"

    "Mr President, Supreme Court justice Ruth Ginsberg has just passed away. I would very much like to take her place."

    "I see no problem with that if the funeral home agrees."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    This would be funnier if it weren't so accurate.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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  9. #89 CU ALERT ... 
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    Attention SR ...

    Please identity & expunge all members, past and present, whose last names end in "Lee", "Ly", "Li", etc...

    (Even if when pronounced simply *sounds* like "Lee", as it seems to matter in this case.)

    Lest we are attacked by any SJW folks that may be lurking.

    Who knows which forums they might take down in the middle of the night?!!!
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    American By Choice ~ 1980
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  10. #90 Who is better looking ? 
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