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  1. #1 Huffpo Leftist: Blow jobs for Obama 
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/evan-h..._b_141650.html

    The liberal left is always the first to throw women under the bus. This election proves that. But this article shows what the liberal left thinks of the true function of women in politics. The author is digusting, and his suggestion makes no sense, but the comments from liberals fail to take him to task. Typical, just typical.:mad:

    Hi! My Name is Evan, and I'll Be Your Buzz Killer this Evening

    t's good! It's great! It's all fantastic, and I'm thrilled! Really. I do mean it. But something seems to be escaping our attention amidst the exaltation. In spite of the wars, the lies, the torture, the stacking of the courts, and the rollbacks to civil liberties; in spite of the religious fundamentalism, the fanaticism, and the utter disdain toward the population that's been expressed; in spite of the Katrina fiasco, the wire tapping, and the raping and pillaging of our economy for corporate gain (not to mention the ridiculousness and horrendous idiocy of the Republican campaign, including the Palin monstrosity) 56 million, 378 thousand, 316 Americans still voted for the other side.

    To humanize that just a bit, that means that 56,378,316 individuals waited in line just as long as you did, and worked just as hard as anyone else, to try to make sure that Barack Obama would not become president of the United States. I don't know about you, but that scares the shit out of me. It means -- for reasons that go way beyond any immediate financial crises -- we're still in very deep trouble.

    Who are they, and why do they feel this way? Well, they're 4.6 out of every 10 people you pass on the street. In other words, in spite of an electoral landslide and a historically significant popular margin, we still barely won. Just about as many people wanted it to go the other way.

    So, with those facts on the table, how do we pursue an aggressive agenda, and how do we sway some of those people and get them on board to reverse course? One possibility would be to take the route the Republicans took: they forced an extremist agenda down the country's throat in spite of having lost the popular vote (and still kept 46% support this past Tuesday!). Somehow I don't see an Obama administration tacking that tack.

    I've been spewing a joke around for the two or three weeks leading up to the election. I've been saying that, should Obama prevail, every woman who can stomach it should immediately go out, find a Republican man, and give him a blow job. Just make sure to impress upon him that the only reason he's getting the blow job is in celebration of a Democratic victory. The theory being that, come the next election, when he finds himself alone in a voting cubicle, his dick will point the way toward the Democratic lever. Kind of a reverse Lysistrata effect. Crass, perhaps, but not an insubstantial strategy.

    And now I find myself thinking in even crasser terms. Like, if you've got some money stashed away in these economically stormy days, if you've got some major purchases anywhere on your horizon, time them out for the first ninety days of the new administration. Need a washer/dryer or an automobile? Thinking of buying a new home? Want to get back into the stock market? Hold off 'till after January 20th, and let the numbers show sudden economic improvement during the first three months of a new Democratic majority. Because I've got a sneaking suspicion that those 56,378,316 misguided souls aren't the most sophisticated sailors on the sea.

    I'm not suggesting we'd be successfully addressing any of the serious issues that need to be sorted out. But I am thinking that, if they're crass enough, and easily hoodwinked enough, to have voted Republican after the last eight years, we might as well do a little psychological manipulation of our own. We might not be able to win their hearts and minds, or erase whatever bigotry led them to vote as they did. But we should be able to outwit them. Let 'em read a few positive economic headlines just as they're fearing the wrath of God is about to drop down upon us. Let 'em think that, even if the "Godless," "unreal" Americans have prevailed, it might be good for their pocketbooks. And then, maybe then, they might climb aboard the Peace Train. (Though, if you're up for the adventure, those blow jobs might not be a bad insurance policy. Just don't leave the Democratic boys out completely).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evan
    Want to get back into the stock market? Hold off 'till after January 20th, and let the numbers show sudden economic improvement during the first three months of a new Democratic majority.
    Evan's little fantasy shows him to be the incredible fool that he is. The largest 2-day decline EVER in the market is a good indication that there will be an even bigger slide around inauguration day. It is hardly a coincidence that it occurred immediately following Obama's victory. Capitalists know that socialism is not profitable. But it'd be hilarious if all the DUmmies took Evan's advice, lost their shirts and marched on Pennsylvania Avenue, demanding to get their money back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
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    The liberal left is always the first to throw women under the bus. This election proves that. But this article shows what the liberal left thinks of the true function of women in politics. The author is digusting, and his suggestion makes no sense, but the comments from liberals fail to take him to task. Typical, just typical.:mad:
    I'll bet that bird is as queer as they come. BJ'S For BO what a campaign slogan that will be .The lines at the re election booth's will be miles long in San Francisco anyway !
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    I'll bet that bird is as queer as they come. BJ'S For BO what a campaign slogan that will be .The lines at the re election booth's will be miles long in San Francisco anyway !
    In that case, he can go service the males he wants to convert. I'm sure he can ignore their voter registration cards.:D
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    Wow what an idiot. He's afraid of the 4.6/10 people who want to save this country from socialism.
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    What a tool! The shear ignorance of the left never ceases to amaze me.
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    It's in the mailbox right now: William J. Clinton (R)

    And someone tell this numnutz that the liberal meme right now is not spending money because when Bush told us to spend money after 9/11 it directly resulted in the problems we have today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mythic View Post
    Wow what an idiot. He's afraid of the 4.6/10 people who want to save this country from socialism.
    He also assumes that because all of his thoughts originate from his genitals, that everyone else has the same low-grade, easy-to-manipulate "intelligence" that he possesses.
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    Wow, I guess we now get to see the misogyny of the Democrat party in all of its glory
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