The Mother Of All Bouncie Stories

[patriot45]

Dr_eldritch (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 12:52 PM
Response to Reply #85
91. From tracking the links, I'd say
Edited on Mon Jun-16-08 12:53 PM by Dr_eldritch
it'd be more a 'Spike TV' movie.

I loved the one about being a stud.


*tracking*

Ha! This nut should talk, this is the moonbat who has fictional conversaions on his cell phone while waiting in grocery lines!!!

And besides, the OP did not start with, So....

[Junebug68]

I give it nothing - no bongs for you DUmmie! Come back, one year!

[BSR]

you have to know when the other DUmmies are calling you out, your bullshit is pretty bad....

[Bill inGA]

This is priceless! It stands alone but it takes the DUmmy in this threads OP to task.

http://www.democraticunderground.com...ss=132x6369611

Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 03:16 PM
Original message
My elderly boss--a huge Obama fan--just got home from the ER...
He said he was trying to wash off a speck of birdpoo on someone's Obama bumpersticker today--all he had handy was a latte--so he dripped a little coffee on the bumper sticker and attempted to rub the goop off with his shirt sleeve, when all the sudden some raving maniac attacked him from behind.

So, my boss said that he dustrolled the attacker, put him in a full-nelson, and made the sot cry like a little girl. Unfortunately, my boss threw his back out in the process and got some mud on his pants. He's back at work now, though, and he said he'll beat down any lunatic who screams undiginified obscenities at him--or if the fool calls his wife again to proposition her.

I told the bossman to get a protective order. We'll see.

:D

[ralph wiggum]

This is priceless! It stands alone but it takes the DUmmy in this threads OP to task.

http://www.democraticunderground.com...ss=132x6369611



:D

Go Maddy McCall!!!!! :D

[Perilloux]

I love how the DUmmies are using our terminology now. :D :D

:D

That's the part I love!

chimpsrsmarter (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #55
98. bounces more than flubber?

Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 04:09 PM
Response to Reply #55
126. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.

Erin Elizabeth (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 08:38 PM
Response to Reply #126
147. Just curious--what does this mean?

If it's an inside joke, I apologize for butting in. I was just curious.

Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 07:47 AM
Response to Reply #147
159. It's called a

bouncy tale. The freepers call any what they perceive to be outrageous post on this site a bouncy tale.

No Midlodemocrat, it's not the freepers that coined the phrase. And why don't you tell them where the term "BouncyBall" originated? "BouncyBall" was/is (haven't seen a post from her in ages) a loony public school teacher DUmmy who posted obviously made up stories on DU, during school hours no less.

Speaking of BB, is she still around the DUmp?

Also, if anyone has access to any of those original bouncy threads they would be a great reference for those unfamiliar with the term. Not to mention how incredibly entertaining those threads were.

There's alot of history connected to that term, leave to a DUmmy to get it wrong.

[Bill inGA]

:D

That's the part I love!










No Midlodemocrat, it's not the freepers that coined the phrase. And why don't you tell them where the term "BouncyBall" originated? "BouncyBall" was/is (haven't seen a post from her in ages) a loony public school teacher DUmmy who posted obviously made up stories on DU, during school hours no less.

Speaking of BB, is she still around the DUmp?

Also, if anyone has access to any of those original bouncy threads they would be a great reference for those unfamiliar with the term. Not to mention how incredibly entertaining those threads were.

There's alot of history connected to that term, leave to a DUmmy to get it wrong.

A liberal and a DUmmy, forever rewriting history!